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Up And Down (Tank Top) ✨

Regular price £45.00
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✨⚡️ So, what, you’re the CEO of the Vengaboys fanclub or something now? Up and down, little piggy! Every single day. Porn is life. So why not wear it happily, openly and proudly? This tank spells it out (literally) in a rhythm everyone can get behind. Subtle? Not quite. But, hey, when you know, you know.

🧵 100% combed ring-spun cotton
🩳 Athletic Heather: 85% cotton, 15% viscose
🩶 Charcoal Heather: 60% polyester, 40% cotton
⚖️ Fabric weight: 5.5 oz/yd² (186.48 g/m²)
🩹 Soft-washed and tight-knit mid/heavyweight material
🛋️ Relaxed fit
🌟 Extra soft surface
🕶️ Sleeveless drop arm
🌍 Blank product sourced from Bangladesh

⚠️ Each piece is crafted specifically for you once the order is in, because instant gratification just isn’t as satisfying. By making products on demand instead of churning out bulk stock, we keep things exclusive, reduce waste, and add a delicious little delay that makes the reward even sweeter.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm)
S 71.1 45.7
M 73.7 50.8
L 76.2 55.9
XL 78.7 61
2XL 81.3 66
3XL 83.8 71.1