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Class of '24 Hoodie 🎓

Regular price £100.00
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✨ This isn’t your typical “I survived” school merch — it’s proof you were around for pure genius, that you were initiated into The Cult of Sir in 2024, and pig? You DID your training. Lined with the kind of softness that has you sinking in deeper, the back proudly flaunts 500 of Sir's filenames from this year, a curated display of domination you’ve been lucky enough to witness. And with custom embroidery elements on the sleeve? Just a reminder that you belong to something — no, someone — bigger. 😈

😵‍💫 Limited print. Once it's gone, it's GONE.

🧵 100% cotton face for that soft, premium feel
🔥 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester blend for durability and comfort
📦 Front pouch pocket to keep your essentials close
🔴 Self-fabric patch on the back for added structure
🎀 Matching flat drawstrings for a clean, cohesive look
🧥 3-panel hood designed for a snug fit

⚠️ NOTE: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

⚠️ Each piece is crafted specifically for you once the order is in, because instant gratification just isn’t as satisfying. By making products on demand instead of churning out bulk stock, we keep things exclusive, reduce waste, and add a delicious little delay that makes the reward even sweeter.

Size guide

  CHEST WIDTH (inches) LENGTH (inches)
S 20 27
M 21 28
L 23 29
XL 25 30
2XL 26 ½ 31
3XL 28 32
  CHEST WIDTH (cm) LENGTH (cm)
S 50.8 68.6
M 53.3 71.1
L 58.4 73.7
XL 63.5 76.2
2XL 67.3 78.7
3XL 71.1 81.3