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Cult Of Sir Beanie 🎩

Regular price £30.00
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✨⚡️ Keep that fuzzy little piggy brain warm and perfectly presentable for Sir. With the unmistakable Cult Eye front and center, this beanie makes it clear who owns the soft squishy brain inside that skull.

👀 Whether you’re fetching coffee or toking up outside waiting patiently for Sir’s approval, this beanie keeps you cozy and obedient in all the ways that matter. Pull it on, cuff it just right, and know you’re looking exactly how Sir wants you to: soft, snug, and utterly devoted. 🖤✨

🧶 100% acrylic
📏 12″ (30.5 cm) knit
🎀 Fold-over 3″ (7.6 cm) cuff
🎯 Pom-pom on top
✨ One size fits most
🌏 Blank product sourced from Vietnam

⚠️ Each piece is crafted specifically for you once the order is in, because instant gratification just isn’t as satisfying. By making products on demand instead of churning out bulk stock, we keep things exclusive, reduce waste, and add a delicious little delay that makes the reward even sweeter.

Size guide

  A (inches) B (inches) C (inches) D (inches) E (inches)
One size 17 ¾-18 ⅞ 9 ¼ 3 8 ¼ 3
  A (cm) B (cm) C (cm) D (cm) E (cm)
One size 45-48 23.5 7.6 20.8 7.6