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WIPE. WORSHIP. REPEAT. GOING UP AND DOWN ALL DAY ISN'T EASY, AND SIR'S LIL' HANDPUSSY FUCKER NEEDS TO KEEP ALL THOSE CUMMIES COLLECTED LIKE GOOD CULT PIGS SHOULD.
THE CUMMIES COLLECTOR IS A 13” × 13” ALTAR CLOTH FOR THE FAITHFUL. PRINTED ON 100% POLYESTER FRONT FOR ICONIC DISPLAY, BACKED WITH 100% ABSORBENT COTTON FOR MAXIMUM DEVOTION RETENTION. HAND TOWEL? FACE TOWEL? SPANKY HANKY? THAT’S BETWEEN YOU AND SIR. SOFT. LIGHTWEIGHT. READY FOR SERVICE.
NOTE: YOUR ITEMS ARE MADE-TO-ORDER, PLEASE ALLOW SUFFICIENT TIME FOR DELIVERY.
★ SIZE GUIDE
| White | |
|---|---|
| Length, in | 13.00 |
| Height, in | 13.00 |
