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Hypno Juice™ Hoodie 😵‍💫

Regular price £100.00
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fficial uniform to show dedication in The Cult of Sir. With Sir’s signature Hypno Juice™ brown bottle upfront, it’s the perfect wink for those in the know (and a little tease for those still in the dark). Wear it and let everyone know you’re not just a follower — you’re a true goddamn devotee who’s ready to Get Worse™. 😈

🧶 100% cotton face
🔥 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
📦 Front pouch pocket
🎯 Self-fabric patch on the back
🎈 Matching flat drawstrings
👹 3-panel hood
🇵🇰 Blank product sourced from Pakistan

⚠️ NOTE: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

⚠️ Each piece is crafted specifically for you once the order is in, because instant gratification just isn’t as satisfying. By making products on demand instead of churning out bulk stock, we keep things exclusive, reduce waste, and add a delicious little delay that makes the reward even sweeter.