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Hypno Juice™ T-Shirt 👕

Regular price £45.00
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⚡️✨ Time to show off your devotion the lightweight way—literally. This 100% cotton tee features Sir’s signature popper bottle front and center, for when you want to keep things simple, cheeky, and right on brand. With a soft, breathable feel and a fabric weight of 5.0–5.3 oz/yd², this shirt delivers that effortless, everyday fit—perfect for layering or keeping it classic.

🫧 Available in a variety of colours (for every valid kink identity palette), it’s designed to give you flexibility, comfort, and that go-anywhere style. Taped neck and shoulders and double seams keep it as durable as Sir’s influence, holding up through every wear and wash—just like the commitment you’ve made. 😏

🔥 100% cotton
🔴 Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
🩸 Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester
🎨 Heather colors: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
⚖️ Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
🧶 Open-end yarn
🔄 Tubular fabric
🧵 Taped neck and shoulders
✂️ Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
🌎 Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

⚠️ Each piece is crafted specifically for you once the order is in, because instant gratification just isn’t as satisfying. By making products on demand instead of churning out bulk stock, we keep things exclusive, reduce waste, and add a delicious little delay that makes the reward even sweeter.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 28 18 15 ⅝
M 29 20 17
L 30 22 18 ½
XL 31 24 20
2XL 32 26 21 ½
3XL 33 28 22 ¾
4XL 34 30 24 ¼
5XL 35 32 25 ¼
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
S 71.1 45.7 39.7
M 73.7 50.8 43.2
L 76.2 55.9 47
XL 78.7 61 50.8
2XL 81.3 66 54.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 58
4XL 86.4 76.2 61.5
5XL 89 81.3 64.3