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'I Left The Batecave For This?!' Hoodie 🤪

Regular price £100.00
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✨⚡️ Why leave the cozy confines of your batecave unless you’re stepping out in style? This premium hoodie is for those Sir Dominic Scott gooners who know how to make an entrance. Slip out of trance and into something

😈 With “I Left the Batecave for This?!” scrawled across the front and Sir’s Get Worse™ Albolene tub taking over the back, this hoodie is here for all the brave souls who dare to wear their devotion loud. It’s not just a hoodie—it’s a low-key flex, perfect for the ones who live life with no filter. 😏

🫧 Crafted from the softest, high-quality blend (65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester), it’s designed to keep you snug whether you’re lurking in your cave or strutting your stuff outside. The cozy pouch pocket? Perfect for stashing your essentials (or whatever keeps you focused). The 3-panel hood with matching drawstrings keeps everything locked down when you need to go incognito.

🧵 100% cotton face for that soft, premium feel
🔥 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester blend for durability and comfort
📦 Front pouch pocket to keep your essentials close
🔴 Self-fabric patch on the back for added structure
🎀 Matching flat drawstrings for a clean, cohesive look
🧥 3-panel hood designed for a snug fit
🌎 Blank product sourced from Pakistan for a global touch

⚠️ NOTE: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

⚠️ Each piece is crafted specifically for you once the order is in, because instant gratification just isn’t as satisfying. By making products on demand instead of churning out bulk stock, we keep things exclusive, reduce waste, and add a delicious little delay that makes the reward even sweeter.

Size guide

  CHEST WIDTH (inches) LENGTH (inches)
S 20 27
M 21 28
L 23 29
XL 25 30
2XL 26 ½ 31
3XL 28 32
  CHEST WIDTH (cm) LENGTH (cm)
S 50.8 68.6
M 53.3 71.1
L 58.4 73.7
XL 63.5 76.2
2XL 67.3 78.7
3XL 71.1 81.3