Masturbator is the Sir's Binaural Soundscapes© gooner soundtrack built for Sir's Good Boys and anyone whose penis is currently making their decisions. Goonslop audio layered underneath Sir's voice, theta-binaural architecture, designed for the long haul, the longest of sloppiest of greasiest of fucking donger sessions. Your penis deserves a whole evening. Your penis has earned this. Peeeeeeenis.

🍆 Five sessions of progressive cock conditioning and porn reinforcement that get sloppier and dumber the deeper in you go. Masturbate doesn't want you to finish. It wants you to keep penising until the concept of stopping feels genuinely offensive. The donger is out. The donger is happy. The donger has nowhere to be.

🎮 Lotion. Porn. Headphones. Sir's Good Boy has played with his penis all his life, so he already knows to unzip before hitting play.