{"product_id":"no-cummies-only-edges","title":"No Cummies Only Edges","description":"\u003cp\u003e🧠 Sir's precision audio engineering meets relentless cognitive override. This induction file uses layered conditioning to every idle thought converts to cock and stroking. The edge is where you live now. Good faggots don't cum.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🍌 Edging as lifestyle architecture. Get Worse™.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sir Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54269595058514,"sku":"vgc-no-cummies-only-edges","price":15.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1081\/5743\/6242\/files\/art_ab1b1d88-fd80-43e1-97e1-1686e9fbdd72.jpg?v=1786791808","url":"https:\/\/sirdominic.store\/products\/no-cummies-only-edges","provider":"Sir Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}