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Up And Down T-Shirt ⬆️

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✨⚡️ So, what, you’re the CEO of the Vengaboys fanclub or something now? Up and down, little piggy! Every single day. Porn is life. So why not wear it happily, openly and proudly? This tee spells it out (literally) in a rhythm everyone can get behind. Subtle? Not quite. But, hey, when you know, you know.

🔥 100% cotton
🔴 Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
🩸 Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester
🎨 Heather colors: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
⚖️ Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
🧶 Open-end yarn
🔄 Tubular fabric
🧵 Taped neck and shoulders
✂️ Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
🌎 Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

⚠️ Each piece is crafted specifically for you once the order is in, because instant gratification just isn’t as satisfying. By making products on demand instead of churning out bulk stock, we keep things exclusive, reduce waste, and add a delicious little delay that makes the reward even sweeter.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 28 18 15 ⅝
M 29 20 17
L 30 22 18 ½
XL 31 24 20
2XL 32 26 21 ½
3XL 33 28 22 ¾
4XL 34 30 24 ¼
5XL 35 32 25 ¼
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
S 71.1 45.7 39.7
M 73.7 50.8 43.2
L 76.2 55.9 47
XL 78.7 61 50.8
2XL 81.3 66 54.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 58
4XL 86.4 76.2 61.5
5XL 89 81.3 64.3