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DUMB & THICK
$39.50
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💪 DUMB & THICK tee; for Sir's gym piggies and himbos.
Inspired by the iconic House of Holland slogan tees that defined early 2000s fashion rebellion, DUMB & THICK brings that same bold energy to the gym floor and hypnokink scene. Thick, structured, and super soft—this garment-dyed heavyweight tee celebrates Sir's gym piggies, himbos, and muscleheads who embrace being beautifully brainless. Bold typography that tells everyone exactly what you are: pumped, pretty, and perfectly empty-headed for Sir.
thick /θɪk/ (adj.) Glaswegian slangStupid, dumb, lacking intelligence. "He's pure thick, that yin." So aye, you're not just thicc with the muscles; you're thick as fuck in the head too, must be all those files. 💪🏻🐽
🔥 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed, 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²). Relaxed fit with double-needle topstitched collar, twill-taped neck and shoulders for durability. Built to last through every rep, flex, and trance session.
Ships in 1-2 weeksSize Guide
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) | Sleeve (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |