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Kennel Cockthoughts
$30.00
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😈 Sir's knottiest file.
🐾 Structured to bypass resistance and reinforce the right kind of thoughts, this loop drills down into your dogspace and anchors instinct-level obedience. No real thoughts left. Just tail-wagging, trigger-following, instinct-driven submission—on repeat.
🥺 Expect zoned-out stillness, background barking, wagging brain fog, and that gentle drool of sinking deeper into knotthoughts, Sir's Good Pup.