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KEYCHAIN
$15.00
Taxes included.
ONLY 10 EVER MADE
ONCE THEY'RE GONE, THEY'RE GONE
Mark your everyday with devotion, piggy! This HAIL SIR keychain is sharp, loud, and unapologetic. Crisp white acrylic with raised black lettering. A lil' symbol to the wider world how already utterly devoted you are to your Porn God.
🔑 Throw it on your keys, use it as a chastity-cage charm or even add it to your Sir Dominic Scott shrine. There's a good pig.
🏴 Custom made in England.
📦 Ships in 2–3 weeks.