Please Pet The Goddamned Dog

Please Pet The Goddamned Dog collar; an exclusive, limited-timed drop from Sir Dominic Scott.

Tailored filth with a luxury finish. Made in the USA from advanced Thermo-Elastomer and finished with solid vintage brass hardware, it’s waterproof, odor-proof, stain-resistant, and hypoallergenic, because if you’re going to parade around with your lil' pupbutt wagging that tail begging for scritches, you'd best fuckin' do it in style.

✨ Vanishes on June 24, 2025. Once it's gone, it's gone..

Available Sizes:

• Small: 11.00” – 14.00” neck circumference, 0.67” width

• Medium: 15.00” – 18.00” neck circumference, 1.02” width

• Large: 19.00” – 22.00” neck circumference, 1.02” width

• X-Large: 23.00” – 26.00” neck circumference, 1.02” width